DISCLAIMER

Sam Seaborn, Josh Lyman, C.J. Cregg, Toby Ziegler, Leo McGarry, Amy Gardner, Jed and Abbey Bartlet, Donnatella Moss, Mandy Hampton, Matt Skinner, Scott Holcomb, Ainsley Hayes, John Hoynes, Ed and Larry, and Bonnie and Ginger are not mine; they belong to Aaron Sorkin, John Wells, and NBC. I am making no money from this endeavor, and I mean no violation of copyright by borrowing them.

Lisa Seppala, Andy Keller, Elena Gonzalez, Mark Stern, Betsy Watkins, Tom Baker, Diane Seaborn, Cameron Pierce, Sam's college girlfriend Carol, Sam's college friend Tommy, Don the Washington roommate, Senator Martha Jenkins, Erin Wakefield, Joe Freeman, Greg the New York roommate, Corey the NY Times intern, Lauren Fillmore, Mark Anderson, Mike Silverstein, Harriet, Charlene, and Kathy the Silverstein for Senate staff/volunteers, and Aimee the new girlfriend in "Crumbling" are products of my imagination and are in no way intended to infringe upon the vision of the show as conceived by its creators.

Although I'm far more interested in exploring ideas about relationships than I am in titillation, a few of these stories do contain frank description of sexual encounters between two male characters. Please do not read them if this will offend you. Thank you.